“What’s five hundred million times zero? AND DON’T SAY IT’S ZERO!”

Are you seriously suggesting we try learning from the past?!?

A WITCH! BURN THEM!

FUCKING EMBARRASSING!

Hey Luxembourg, you broke it, you bought it! She’s YOUR fucking problem now! AHAHAHA!

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No? Still in this timeline? …fuck.

“I love the uneducated!”

People with gimmicks are tiring. Just go ask daddy for a hug and leave us out of it.

14 million is 4% of 345 million (~American population.) Yes, 96% of America thought he wasn’t gonna run again.

Did Putin tell Moscow Mitch to say that? Was it Monsanto? Or, did he have his own thought for once?

You’re right, he never said the exact words. But all of America was under the impression he was gonna step back. He never used the direct words to dispell that either. I’m not alone in feeling betrayed by Biden.

I’m seeing this meme get as much airtime as the whole “I’m a Navy seal” copypasta, and I’m not complaining.

Are you a xenomorph…?

Looks like obstruction is back on the menu, boys.

I agree completely, but your comment begs the question: can you supply a picture of Trump that isn’t? He always looks like mummified foreskin wearing a cotton candy toupee to me.

He also let everyone believe he was just gonna run for one term. Then, when election season comes around, when asked if he was gonna step aside and that most Americans would like him to not run, his response?

“Watch me.”

Fuck you, Jack. FUCK. YOU.

“My tower is the tallest now!”