The inaccurate ones are the scariest. That crab isn’t remotely natural, it must be the work of a truly gifted and insane necromancer.

Yeah, let’s keep a list of who’s not armed so they can cross reference that with their sign list before they go on the offensive. Great idea.

I didn’t realize you could even run for GOP lesbian

Two punches for calling it Aluminium

There are worse things to go after him.

And if someone eventually reports on it the audience is already primed to doubt that reporting thanks to stories like this. I’m not saying it’s a vast right wing media conspiracy, but it’s what one would look like.

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

The money should come from municipal funds. What’s that? Can’t afford parks and other basic services anymore? Too bad, maybe you should pay attention and vote.

This might do the trick: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.atakmap.app.civ

I’d imagine some DOJ personnel dying under suspicious circumstances is more likely

You deal with the inflation issue with strict antitrust enforcement. Actual competition in the market should keep prices under control but we’ve let a handful of companies corner the market on way too many things and well, just look around.

The path of a bullet is parabolic. You ain’t hitting shit with that math, yo.

Do you smoke weed? I only experience or remember my dreams if I quit for at least a few weeks.

Hell yeah, straight out the freezer into my fat face

Bro, not only are they sentient, the trees fucking hate us. Allergies aren’t just something that happens as a quirk of evolution. Those trees are filling the air with their jizz in a coordinated effort to take us out bro. The trees are trying to kill us bro.

Some day I’m going to be the hero that still has the proprietary cable that connects a specific model year, early 90s vintage mini video camera to RCA and composite connectors!

If you’re me someone will find the Grail cable at the estate sale, because no one I know needs it and also I don’t talk to them anyway.

Nothing very dramatic. She’s pretty happy to have the game at home now. My brother got her the Lego Super Mario starter set with Peach and that was a bigger hit than the game.

Hey, it’s been almost 20 minutes, whatcha up to now?

My four year old is getting Super Mario Bros Wonder for Christmas and I’m so excited. I had her play the demo at Target a few weeks ago and she really liked it and played it surprisingly well. She insisted on going back a few times. I’ll have to remember to film her opening it in case we get a Nintendo SIXTY FOUUUR!! reaction.

It’s so distracting that I didn’t notice it before this post made me go look for it.

How many people really discover new music through piracy?

Napster was amazing for this. You’d start by searching for something specific but it would show you the library of the person you were downloading from. Browsing through their library would lead to all kinds of discoveries. Seeing the raw data yourself and being your own recommendation algorithm was the shit.