Stop that, stop that! Go on, clear off! Go on, go away! And you, clear off! Bloody weather.

Honestly, if someone were to try to safe my life. And I find out he uses a string as a parameter to do so. Just let me die right there.

Is OP stupid?

Edit: Wtf OP was right after all?!

“Kerosine is fuel Brian. Redbull is fuel. Kerosine is Redbull.”

Total chad response too.

I love everything about this.

Their spouses be like: “Please don’t catch it, please don’t catch it, please don’t catch it, please don’t catch it.”

Edit: Huh huh, just like with humans . Am I right fellas? 👴

Not me, I am very racist 😎. /s

My calculator says -2² = -4, so yeah…

Autism?

Shouldn’t it be “Can you at least look …” instead of “Can’t you at least look …”?

I thought this was the creepy green alien plant stuff from Creepshow. And I’m still somewhat convinced this is actually the joke they’re making.

I don’t care, you’re not to use static!

Is it fair that I have to post a source when someone criticizing doesn’t?

If you’re trying to debunk a myth or call someone’s BS, then yes a source should be your opening statement. Is it fair? No. Is it necessary? Absolutely.

With all that said thank you for providing the source. A very well written one it was. I am going to debunk this myth now too, if and when I see it.

Context and source?

I get left alone eitherway 😎

Sounds reasonable. No wait, the absolute opposite of that and then some.

Why Amsterdam specifically?

Fourth one should’ve been: “Mehdagascar” showing a yellow Madagascar with an indifferent face.

I don’t get it. What is the downside of pulling the lever? It’s if you don’t pull you die. If you do, you may not die.

It’s not like anyone else is laid on the other side of the tracks in either scenario so what’s even the dilemma here?

Also how are the dice relevant?