I’m pretty sure we’ve had Vietnam 2 a couple of times.

Is it worth living on oxygen for decades unable to go outside?

Sure! We could send 100k soldiers, spend $100 billion, fuck around for 10 years, then leave and be back in this situation right now!

Friendship is Magic

Which direction, Father?

In the direction of deer.

Um, Eddie Murphy will live forever as Donkey

Fair enough

Wonka

The previous movies made them look like forshortened humans. The Timothee Chalamet one made them more like elves

Tricky

You are correct, my good sir/madame

I did it once when I was a kid. It was pretty fun. As an adult, it grosses me out a little bit having everyone’s head in there

Even I am edible, but that children is called “cannibalism”.

Literally what he said. Maybe just the Johnny Depp one.

Hot take: I loved the JJ Abrams Star Treks

Unironically. When you find the one, they will love you because of this, not in spite of

A small group of ultra-wealthy drive giant trucks that use 10 miles to the gallon?

😂 I’ll still take it over the bullshit everywhere else, though

In these comments: a whoosh heard around the world.

They’ve played him incredibly.

That would involve the US president convincing Israel to end its attacks on Iran-backed Hezbollah in Lebanon, a tall order,

Fuck you, Guardian.