For science

Says the guy who’s wife has definitely had an affair already

Itty bitty baby hands

It would be if they didn’t then shit in the corner and blame you for making them smell their shit

It common practice to curate your resume to the job you’re applying for, you can smell the bullshit drifting off this one

Oh yikes that’s so much worse than I thought, she recoiled like a full diaper got shoved in her face

Yeah, in prison

Abbot needs to sit on a splintery post and start spinning

Slash he surrounded himself with people absolutely willing to step on one another to gain power and wealth so of course they’re going to laugh at all of his “jokes”

Is there much of a distinction?

How’s that new job buddy?

Watch we’ll see a headline in some future morning “Donald J Trump Dead at --” and that afternoon we’ll see "supreme court drops all extant charges on former president saying ““its time to focus on grieving””

Fucking pitiful

I make the distinction because this shaming is just harsh words and accusal and those not only don’t work for them but embolden the shitty behavior, ostracizing requires action.

He said it but she didn’t hear it and wouldn’t listen anyway even if she did. Stop trying to shame the shameless and start kicking them out of society. They shouldn’t be able to leave their fucking house without being questioned about their abhorrent behavior if they want to be soulless ghouls

Killing the plan, leaving a clearly toxic work environment, forever can put “stopped racist asswipe from destroying protected nature reserves” on your resume, name in national news etc etc

I imagine it’s either there’s a chemical in the new fungi that specifically makes the rams high but not us or there is something in there that doesn’t affect them but is toxic to us

And I imagine/hope that as long as you don’t wear any military adjacent gear with the Hawaiian shirt it’s fine

Everytime he speaks it like he’s quoting eugenics material

If it were anyone else it’s not a stretch to say nearly being killed would shake a normal person and cause some trauma. With Trump on the other hand that behavior seems almost masturbatory, like he is trying to re-live the moment where he was the center of attention

Shamelessly stolen joke but of course he’s Tampon Tim, aren’t tampons what you use to help stop a red wave?