The closest I ever got was saying something like that at customs. The Border guard asked me “Why are you coming to the US?” and it was 3 years into Trump’s first term and all I could think of was “Because they pay me to.” He laughed and waved me through.

No one mourns the wicked!

Good. One of the only reasons left to keep the US dollar as the standard currency is the bases they have stationed around the world. If they shut them down, countries will get to move to something else. Hopefully not the yen.