I call bullshit.

Yes, just like if Trump raped someone, he would lose my vote.

Oh my bad, did I just “whataboutism?”

He/she already tried.

Dignity

I was at a bar in 2012 when McKayla Maroney botched her vault. I yelled “You suck!”

The thing is my friend worked there, and it was this restaurant on Capitol Hill in DC. I’m a metalhead, and I look the part. So, I stuck out like a sore thumb.

I definitely was the guy in this picture to everyone that day.

“Wait, what happened? We were making money. Oh, our country has been broke for a while now? Well, can we call the cruise ship guys?”

Not brioche either

I had an idea once to make a travel pack sized blanket for air travel.

Venus Flight Wraps

My outlet is the Metal Injection ballot. Every year I go through the 200 or so albums on the list.

I’m thinking that price is per household not person. I hope that’s the case. But I’m seriously impressed that you can swing $90/mo for food. That’s amazing.

Okay, boomer

Never sawl the movie, but that line was in the trailer. I’m definitely a nerd anyway.

I literally always have a second item on hand. The second I open something, I immediately add it toy grocery list. This gives me a lot of time to remember.

I actually use monsters as a sleep aid.

Someone takes a lot of anal.

As a construction worker, I disagree. Construction sites are so cluttered, so tough to navigate, and there are so many unknown variables. I really think cars driving themselves will happen before construction workers are replaced. And personally I feel we are a long ways away before cars are driving themselves to begin with.

Shuuut uuup.