Straws that are worse than this include 📄

Can someone please explain it to me?

So she’s basically that nerdy girl who happened to care about her looks and chose not to monetize them.

Nice.

Obligatory fireball meme

Martina Dimoska, the one in the picture, is an astronaut.

So… a Linux desktop with slots for all the retro games, innit?

Absolutely Arabic!

To add to that, most of the games are free but the creator asks for a dollar or two before you download, which is not required to play the game.

They’re usually too fat to dive

Lawful Good: “Hello! I’m the lockpicking lawyer and today we have ……”

Chaotic Good: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/1HS-duJa8DU

I just got a mal from Spotify that they increase the prices from €17 to €21 (family) I don’t want to pay 25% more for that AI-slob filled garbage.

The changes apply to existing accounts in 3 months. Then, I will rip all my hearted songs and playlists.

To me it’s always just been a tool, nothing more. The sentences have a certain feel to them that I can’t describe. It’s always the same structure, the same kind of forced humor… granted I’ve spent quite some time with unfiltered LLMs but it looses its magic once you’ve “learned” it. Pattern recognition is quite an overpowered feature we as humans have. It is the reason why we fall for conspiracy theories also.

My orange boy has had too many vet visits already (he’s a very special boy)

Rats are cool for testing cancer. You feel a lump the size of a pea in the morning, call the vet, and by the time you have an appointment in the evening it’s grown to the size of a pecan.

Uncomfortable?!! No. I’ve had plenty of those serotonin potatoes as pets and they love tight spaces. A Sputnik-House is made for 2-3 rats.

Well, 7 can fit in there, the 8th just had the head in there.

And cats can see them!

Edit: nice, I got corrected. Actually learned something.

Need to confirm. Need to shave orange cat.

By the way the sentence is built up it gives the implication that it is definitely not preferable. So why she’s technically correct, she’s socially (?) incorrect

My genetics 🧬 are making sure 👍 that I won’t get bald

Well the poster has “entertainment” in the name so it‘s definitely satire.