BruceTwarzen

Not the pedophile. I’m so disappointed

Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I’m always like: haha yeah no, i’m actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.

Someone looking up if he can pre-order right now

I used isopropyl for a bit and found it highly underwhelming. It wasn’t great for cleaning and it evaporated way to quick. It has it’s uses but not in the house cleaning department

I think no one likes to learn things they have no interest in, and it’s generally harder. For me it sometimes feels like when in a movie a grenade goes off and all you hear is that loud peeeeep. I know i should listen, i know it’s very important but my brain just shuts off, and there is very little i can do. I can force myself to listen but the peeeep only gets quieter, but it’s never gone.

In middle school i had this game where i would look at the teacher when he was talking and see how long i could sit there without listening. I thought that’s the kind of thing everyone did. I went to a new school and i was way ahead in math foe example, so i would spend most of the time just not paying attention at all. I’m not joking when i blinked once and suddenly i didn’t recognise anything on the whiteboard. I was like: holy shit, what happened, how long was i gone?

I love the notion of: we leu us getting scammed by big corporations like good little puppies and WE LIKED IT.

Why bother complaining somewhere else?

No, shit movies somehow magically get better if you wait.

It’s obviously pc for me because that’s pretty much all i use for 30 years. But i always liked the nes because it’s pretty satisfying to put in a cartridge and pushing it down.

Becase we know that er’re too stupid to do it for sure

When it came out it was just slightly better than a phone

Bro is too dumb to use a trash bag and complains on the internet

Good for them. Dating apps are a nightmare for dudes. These days, and if someone is impressed by this, fair play.

I wonder if adhd with a perfect balenced bit of anxiety makes a normal human being.
Like i remember a time where i couldn’t sleep because of all the shit i didn’t do. If i had enough anxiety do do it…

That fucker deserves what he get

WHAT? NOT THE FOOD GUY WITH A GUN.

Absolutely not

Or do it to post a picture

Oh no missed le segs nuber but got the epic weed number. Narwhal bacon