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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • Police found “approximately one gram of suspected cocaine” on the property, according to The New York Times.

    1. One gram is a tiny amount of anything. Being in the same room as Charlie Sheen probably gets 1g of cocaine on your clothes. /s

    2. “Approximately” is doing a lot of lifting if we’re already talking about such a small amount.

    3. “Suspected” doesn’t mean much. Did they find some white powder and just bag it up? Did they swab it with one of those in famously shitty field testing kits?

    Say what you will about the guy outside of that, but pigs kicking in a guy’s door and finding “maybe a quarter teaspoon of probably drugs” smells like bullshit.