Tie Your Mother Down

Urgh god damn it. Yeah I just called my contractor, he’s gonna come bust a hole in my ceiling on Tuesday morning. Salt boulder will be dropped in by Friday.

I would need a boulder yo. My headphones have an impedence of 170,000 ohms. This will have to do.

Urgh I know but what’s the point in carrying more. I can’t compete with Big Rock Salt. Ever since they legalized it I barely get any customers.

… Jesus fucking christ. My research is invalid. I’m going to have to start all over again. 🤬

Wait, there’s jazz salt???

😉 😜

Sorry I can’t sell any at all. Not even a gram. I have exactly enough for myself, nothing to spare.

No no, I’m not like that, I promise. I understand your skepticism. It saddens me that this is where we’re at today but I understand.

Yeah that’s true but still, I listen to a lot of really wet and moist music and even then. For the price of one good quality audiophile rock I can have a lifetime supply of rock salt for both audio and seasoning purposes.

Right?? It’s crunchy! That’s what all audiophiles want. Crunchiness.

Don’t get scammed with audiophile rocks. I’ve done my research and found out that audiophile rock salt does the exact same thing and it is MUCH cheaper! Feel free to copy this and spread the word!

😨

You are feral.

Thank you, I will let him know you said that! He is a very good lil farmer boy. You can see how proud he is.

Ouaf!

(Dog is currently outside, have this picture of him, also outside, but from 2 summers ago. He loves haurticulture.)

Miaou!

Nan! Aumelette du fraumage! :3

What’s wrong bb girl? :( You’re not even touching your aumelette :(

I made it just for you :((((

Aumelette du fromage.

You’re welcome :3

Esti, hein?