Less eyes on prisoners. Makes it easier to blame suicide

Damn, dude literally went from Gomorrah to Sodom

Public services are the devil, and “giving people stuff for free” will make them lazy slobs. Especially when those people go to Libertarian towns and wonder why there’s no trash pickup schedule or no firefighters.

Are you also treating your neighborhood like a war zone? Cause if so, I’d say change your attitude first if you want your town to be less crimey. Everything looks like a nail when you’re a hammer

Rule

I’m really good at picking up skills fast, and also have great timing when it comes to joke delivery and video editing, but I got adhd so I can’t apply myself to do all that, and in turn have a perfection complex that prevents me from seeing the “middle phase” of a project

They remind me of that spinning statue at the beginning of Banjo Kazooie that you shoot eggs into its mouth

I just realized that I replaced the pepsi part of pilk instead of the milk part so it should be pood. or pfood

THIS IS FOOD

mix it together to make Filk

I think the song was supposed to be tongue in cheek, since it talks about Neil Young’s criticisms of Alabama at the time, and being indifferent towards political issues like their governor being shot

Me when I see an ad for a store I want to check out but don’t want to let the advertising space win

Not for lack of trying

MicroCenter has a website you can order from and have shipped directly to you

877-CASH-NOW

Yoshi’s Story. Yeah it’s short, and level unlocking is weird as all outdoors, but people really hating on it for being too easy? Bro, it’s a YOSHI game. That’s a quarter of the appeal! It’s a game you can get younger kids involved in, or you can play after a hard day when you want to turn your brain off partially.

Plus almost everything in that game is adorable. And 64 bit sprite art is goated

Do remember that the 2024 election was decided by a narrow margin