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I’m a one man tank in Halo multiplayer. I have 25 points and my team have like 4 points.
Wow this is the first comic I’ve seen that made ICE look smart
Yeah just dip your toes in the gay dating pool. You’ll soon wish you were attracted to women
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the dumbest/silliest reason you got in trouble for in school?
4·2 months agoWhen I saw in first grade I was held back for pronunciation problems and in my second time through Math at a 1st grade level I completed a lot of the homework because I remembered math pretty well. My teacher caught me doing this in class and she started flipping through the pages, I had finished about 15 pages of upcoming hw. I got written up and my parents had to come in, I don’t remember a detention because it was 1st grade but it could have happened.
In third grade I was at recess playing with a friend and I lightly tapped him, like a friend tap, on his cheekbones. I remember it being in jest and good faith. He then reported me to the teacher and then the principal. I received a detention for playing with my friend by my friend.
I usually just received detentions for regular things like not doing homework. I guess I was jaded because i got detention for just existing.
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Crazy Fucking Videos@lemmy.world•[CW: Death] Another angle of the fatal ICE shooting in Minnesota.English
9·2 months agoThese terrorist are in our neighborhoods, arresting our neighbors – who are in fact US citizens. These pigs with guns need to taste their own medicine and die
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•When you were living with your parents, how often would they go through your personal space? (aka; enter your room, search your drawers, your backpack, your electronic devices, etc...) Is this normal?
2·2 months agoYeah, they went into my room to look through stuff. My dad never let me have my own device, he had a keylogger and camera pointed at the desktop computer I was allowed to use. He had online blockers for porn and regularly looked through my phone and photos and I wasn’t allowed to have my phone at night or my iPad. It’s not normal and I’ve started working on it in therapy.
Yeah it was honestly changing the router settings that was the hardest part for me, exposing port 22 and 80. Caddy was really easy to use
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Does anyone just feels extremely annoyed when other people are playing their videos on loudspeaker?
2·2 months ago“How much are headphones?” Is my immediate thought, then fuck phones don’t have a headphone jack anymore
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politics @lemmy.world•Unemployment rate hit a four-year high last month
5·3 months agoCan’t wait for the next three years of prosperity and abundance from our lord and savior Donald Cheeto Trump
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•My First Comic, which probably needs a better title
4·3 months agoOr don’t. I stopped talking to friends and strangers after learning abt time complexity and binary search. My tism really went for brevity over long conversations, if I didn’t have anything nuanced to say about a topic I would shut up and listen to other people talk (which is boring and uninteresting after a while). I really thought if my life wasn’t perfectly sorted that I was committing a crime against my friends and myself. Turns out people want to hear what I thought about and I shouldn’t be aloof.
TLDR: Keep being yourself even after learning about optimization
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Programming@programming.dev•what's the coolest thing you have ever programmed?
1·3 months agoIt has been rotting, I frequently used the APIs to remix into different apps, pulling posts and comments off LinkedIn for her to review and compile strategies based off of popular posts and users. She wanted some of that code so I forwarded my scripts to her to make use of. She isn’t selling my scripts but she then used them for herself. I tried to sell this idea of integrating LinkedIn Leads to one of our partners who is also a budding start up and set up a meeting. Then I told her because I was proud of my work and she bashed my idea and the direction I was taking claiming I stole LeadFetch from her.
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Programming@programming.dev•what's the coolest thing you have ever programmed?
1·3 months agoI was employed by her for a time for various duties for her startup and she asked me to make this application
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Programming@programming.dev•what's the coolest thing you have ever programmed?
6·3 months agoIdk I haven’t written many but recently I made an integration for my sister’s startup that automated enrolling prospects from companies in an email campaign by sourcing different prospects name fields and LinkedIn accounts and finding their emails. It was good fun, and the user would get a prospecting email with all the details on the company and the role the person worked in at the company along with how long they worked at their company. I was calling it LeadFetch until my sister closed shop and told me my program was her IP. That still pisses me off cause I was gonna merge it to one of the sources we used after she called it quits and left me with no opportunities. She designed none of the back end but had the gall to say it was her app.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are the most sentimental items to you and why?
2·3 months agoMy grandfather’s scarf. He passed away in 2022 on Christmas Eve. I wasn’t very close to him, he had dementia for my entire life but I feel closer to him when I wear it. I freaked this week because I brought to a party and forgot about when I left but it was still there and somebody put it respectively on a hanger.
Its definitely not Jessica’s fault he doesn’t have a son. Not her problem that this man can’t get laid.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Apparently, all YouTube Rewinds have been unlisted as of today.English
6·3 months agoBabe you’ve never unlisted your old (cringe) Minecraft tutorials. What a childhood lol


I agree it took many months to figure out my arr stack and the configuration with API keys and server ip addresses. I used countless resources and guides and it didn’t help. Now I can do a fresh install of jellyfin and the arr stack in less than an hour after finally figuring it out but wow was it a hard learning curve. I have paper notes trying to decode which tools does what I was so confused