I mean, I’d get it if there was an estimation on just how fast it would kill me.

And how painless.

holy music stops

interior crocodile alligator

Oh! I get it! Because SEX!!! AHAHAHAHA!!

Just the food?

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TIL Adam & Eve had a marriage certificate

If children were so smart, why are they still children?

Why don’t you back that up with a source?

It is what it is.

USA isn’t a country, it’s a reality show.

Come on Jerry, that’s not real!

Isn’t the point of official “declaration of war” thing is to kill people legally?

Unrelated but do you think a pizza flavored cake would taste good?

Go for it fam, do what you love and the money will come!

He’s probably trying to be “that guy” around here, I wouldn’t take him seriously.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

This thread is getting less comfortable every comment.

Wholesome.

Feel free to reverse the genders & post this on twitter then. Getting banned from the internet speedrun any%

I mean, yours is objectively funnier aswell. This one falls pretty flat.

5th time this month? Isn’t Tom Cruise taking his jet to New York daily for the coffee?