I’m not here making some value statement about the importance of eye contact or whatever, for the record. do what u want, lots of people don’t like direct eye contact, it could well be enought to look generally at people’s faces most of the time, and it’s a pretty intricate social tool, I’d argue. I’m not qualified to give complicated eye contact takes
Thoughts?
You brought religion into this. I’m not mocking religious people I’m mocking you
Not really.
You told me to pray to God.
Letters to the Redditor is about to become an enduring staple of my timeline, I see.
How will you ever recover?
I’ll just do a hecking wholesome.
Can we not do this?
Bringing redditisms here isn’t helping anything.
I have nothing to hide. Majority of people here right now were users of reddit.
And no one hates reddit more than users of reddit.
I do appreciate that you’re taking this as an opportunity for a creative exeecise. Not as low effort trolling as I originally expected.
@Owl @can What’s he saying, I can’t see
He’s trying to hire someone to sexually satisfy his wife and polish his Funko Pops.
@Owl @can Well, I would do one of those things
Polish his wife.
@Owl @can His wife is also a funko pop
Yes that was indeed the joke sir thank you!
@Owl @can Listen Owl, I need you to know that I’m really stupid ok