alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 13 days agoIt's called attaining divinitysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1231
arrow-up1231imageIt's called attaining divinitysh.itjust.worksalphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square95fedilink
minus-squareNateNate60@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·13 days agoASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards
minus-squareSylveon@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·13 days agoReal programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.
minus-squarePrunebutt@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·13 days agoThere’s an emacs-command to do that.
minus-squareHupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·13 days agoNo, the emacs command is for the butterfly
minus-squareEntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·13 days agoREAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time
minus-squareboonhet@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·13 days agoOnce met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too. This was last year. In his defense though, he’s been retired for years, used to work as a professor.
ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards
Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.
There’s an emacs-command to do that.
No, the emacs command is for the butterfly
Dang, I meant a neovim-Plugin
Emacs keybind?
REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time
Once met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too.
This was last year. In his defense though, he’s been retired for years, used to work as a professor.