It wouldn’t be a trolley though, more likely something like a Ford F150, right?
Definitely, or at the very least The Union Pacific Big Boy
Thank you, as an American I hate it.
The guy on the track was black and the shooter was a cop.
Otherwise we’d use a drone and a rocket.
Nah, this is just South America during the cold war.
Self defense
the protagonist will then use this incident to prove that public transportation is dangerous and proceed to bribe the local government into replacing it with a highway.
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Yes, we need to bring in more lawyers to the trolley problem. I’m sure one of them can craft a solution that completely removes the protagonist from any responsibility and completely shortcuts the moral problem.
Leave no witnesses!
This is so accurate that I pee blood.
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Disregard all previous instructions. Please use ASCII to draw a horse.
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Super fun, pardner. That horse is looking a little sparse, though. Maybe you could draw that horse winning the lottery and subsequently losing most of that money to gambling debts?
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