Evolving technology is changing the nature of warfare. Software has transformed from a means of operating hardware-based weapons systems to being the es...
Let’s make a meeting to schedule a workshop about useless meetings then. That’ll fix all issues. Oh and we need a meeting to communicate the findings. And a retro.
Do we need some tickets for that? I’ll schedule a planning.
And some emergency meetings to talk about our low velocity.
Edit: and that isn’t too far off of our “agile” work 😭
So more meetings about meetings, a 2h daily standup, and a follow-up meeting about blockers.
Let’s make a meeting to schedule a workshop about useless meetings then. That’ll fix all issues. Oh and we need a meeting to communicate the findings. And a retro.
Do we need some tickets for that? I’ll schedule a planning.
And some emergency meetings to talk about our low velocity.
Edit: and that isn’t too far off of our “agile” work 😭
This will ultimately lead to world peace as every army is in meetings all day.