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  • AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”

    -George Carlin

    • Azzu@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Everyone else is cheating, therefore I have to cheat to even the playing field.

    • i2ndshenanigans@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I always tell people that try to send invites after a match that I am not good and if you saw me near the top of any list after a match it was a outlier that probably won’t happen again for at least 50 more matches.

  • blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    /me playing platformers and yelling at my controller for fucking up realizing it’s normally just me… until you find out OH HEY my B butting IS actually starting to stick. It is my fucking controller again!

    Buy’s his 6th controller in 6 years

    Seriously the the amount of stick drift, flick reverse, and sticky buttons controllers are allowed to have nowadays is ridiculous. I’ve dropped decent cash on higher end pads too and they still suck. PowerA Blue wired is where it’s at.

    • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 year ago

      Roughly 10 years ago I bought an off-brand Xbox 360 controller, I still occasionally use it for playing Ship Of Harkinian and it works perfectly