Source: someecards
Also if I win it’s because of my skill, and if I lose it’s because my team sucks.
If I lose it’s because my team sucks. If I win my team still sucks but the other team sucks more.
BattleBit in a nutshell.
You play League too?
“anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”
-George Carlin
Don’t forget the cheaters. They have no life, no honour and they cheat constantly.
Everyone else is cheating, therefore I have to cheat to even the playing field.
*or is hacking
I am in that small minority of people who are worse than everybody
I always tell people that try to send invites after a match that I am not good and if you saw me near the top of any list after a match it was a outlier that probably won’t happen again for at least 50 more matches.
/me playing platformers and yelling at my controller for fucking up realizing it’s normally just me… until you find out OH HEY my B butting IS actually starting to stick. It is my fucking controller again!
Buy’s his 6th controller in 6 years
Seriously the the amount of stick drift, flick reverse, and sticky buttons controllers are allowed to have nowadays is ridiculous. I’ve dropped decent cash on higher end pads too and they still suck. PowerA Blue wired is where it’s at.
Roughly 10 years ago I bought an off-brand Xbox 360 controller, I still occasionally use it for playing Ship Of Harkinian and it works perfectly
It’s okay to be competitive, it’s not okay to be toxic