I like how “killing others” comes after “killing yourself.”
“I’m going to kill myself and then all of you!”
Made me remember this joke:
A blonde walked in on her boyfriend having sex with their neighbor. Distraught, she picked up a gun and held it to her head. “Wait, babe! Don’t do it!” the boyfriend protested. “Shut up!” the blonde snapped. “You’re next!”
Sometimes, if the child turns into a zombie, the parent can kill it using a fork!
How ironic, killed by the very thing that created it.
What book is this? (I need to read Chapter 9, being a Simple Child myself :p )
Looks like Linux Application Development by Michael K. Johnson and Erik W. Troan (source: Facebook)
The order is a bit mixed up, but yes, that sounds like a concept.
“Thus we join television in leading people to kill thoughtlessly.”. --Emacs manual, in earlier days.
Proper instruction.
When they don’t inherit the traits you want so you kill your children and start over.
Tried 9.4.5, couldn’t get around to 9.4.6
Almost as evil as those ungodly dungeon manuals