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As a software engineer I just tell people I’m not the IT guy. I make the things the IT guy uses
Even though I could fix their problem. I just don’t want to
I have the boobs, the belly, and the cigarette. I don’t have the millions.
No, that’s my twin brother. Sorry!
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
“No, I just was obsessed with playing Super Mario on my Nintendo 30 years ago, aunt Gladis.”
Hey, I got this great idea for an app. If you implement it, you can have 30% of the revenue!