Most of the entries were just funny, the last one is a nuke:
- I heard that the only real application for that technology was child pornography. How did you hear about it?
power tripping legislators when someone mentions encryption
Gonna use this next time someone suggests using excel as a database
I like your idea. Why don’t you write up a white paper and we’ll review it at the next staff meeting?
I think I might have said this verbatim before
I was told to write my idea into an article to share internally with engineers. Then someone internally reached out to post it on our company tech blog. Then it got published on the tech blog. So I guess that’s something?
As a started reading I thought “Hmm, some of these remind me of [coworker x]”. As I continued I realized all of these remind me of [coworker x].
I might have to turn some of these into bingo cards.
I’ve got one to add that should be used more often than it is.
Wouldn’t that require running the service as an admin?
“I’m afraid that isn’t according to best practices”
Didn’t read all, however, thanks for sharing. Made me laugh and I certainly needed a good laugh today
Entry 71.
If we go with that idea, we’re going to have Don Marti camped out in the front lobby with 300 angry software jihad supporters.
do it
“your mom”
