Ooh, I’ve had a terrible idea, let’s make an actual programming language with html-like syntax, that sounds fun and not at all horrifying
LISP with tags instead of open and close parens.
XSLT would like to have a word with you. “Arrays” start at 1.
XML syntax, there’s at least ant scripts. They’re … pretty obnoxious to deal with.
html + xml + this language = fully tag based stack
Funny meme, but I don’t think we should gatekeep. HTML is the path to HTML5 and thus JavaScript.
Do we gatekeep Java though?
No. But we do get to hate Java.
Gods… This happens to me when I say I program in R.
If you’re hired as a developer and the only tasks you’re getting assigned are HTML, are you a developer?
I think rather than the tools and languages you use, titles should be determined by the kinds of memes you consume.
coding != programming
xcuse Shakespeare
Does Scratch count?
I personally think it does It’s very good at teaching you the fundamentals
I feel attacked
Nah, he fine. Now if he’d have said VBA, then it would be justified.
Unrelated: anyone knows what this template is called? I can never seem to find it or describe it intelligently enough to search engines.
Captain America Elevator meme.
Thanks!
civil war elevator?
AND! A little CSS.
It’s like when customers at West Marine dress up in outfits and call each other ‘Captain.’
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I think op hasn’t heard of web components. Technically it requires js, but still it will replace react and angular and vue soon me thinks.
