• gjoel@lemmy.mlEnglish
      1·
      1 year ago

      I have a video game joke. It’s not done yet, but I’ll tell you anyway. The punchline will cost you extra though.

  • subtext@lemmy.worldEnglish
    71·
    1 year ago

    Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

    I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

    I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

    I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

    I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

    I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

    I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

    I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

    I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

    I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

    I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

    I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

    • Azzu@lemm.eeEnglish
      3·
      1 year ago

      I’m slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.

      • subtext@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        1 year ago

        That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.

  • dope@lemm.eeEnglish
    31·
    1 year ago

    I have an empiricism joke but it makes no reference to observed reality.

  • JoBo@feddit.ukEnglish
    42·
    1 year ago

    I have a statistics joke but it’s not significant.