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That’s right dear, our ancestors had buttons
That’s right dear, a superior subspecies of our ancestors had headphone jacks, but they were forced into extinction by courageous product managers.
or dials even!
External antennas!
Removable batteries!
Several days, or even a week, between charges!
They had to survive in a wild environment without chargers everywhere.
… and getting stepped on by dinosaurs
… who also had buttons and external antennas
On the belly!
Twisting those coils between your toes when lying on shag carpet, talking for hours, was the best.
This should be marked nsfw.
Nowadays our phones just have temporary tails that are plugged in to charge.
A Tail Plug, if you will.
