You would probably begin by having the police break into canneries and tyre factories to beat dents into any round objects they produce, then end up having to concentrate enough mass in neighbouring states to distort spacetime to the point where π, as measured on a non-Euclidean circle with locally Euclidean constant curvature or radius or something, does in fact equal the number you said it is.
Indiana at it again. ¹
Well that’s a read and a half. I never expected something like that to happen
Indiana is its own special flavor of stupid.
i didn’t choose to be here
How would you regulate such a thing? Or enforce it? Like… people could still use the correct values to achieve a suitable answer.
You would probably begin by having the police break into canneries and tyre factories to beat dents into any round objects they produce, then end up having to concentrate enough mass in neighbouring states to distort spacetime to the point where
π, as measured on a non-Euclidean circle with locally Euclidean constant curvature or radius or something, does in fact equal the number you said it is.