Hey, EU: by all means, please do tell this fuckstick to get bent

Nope, no conflicts of interests in this administration.

I’m sorry, didn’t we tell Elon to fuck off?

One of President Donald Trump’s top officials has warned European allies hesitant about working with Elon Musk’s satellite Internet company that they needed to choose between US and Chinese technology.

Oh they can go fuck themselves and choose between Chinese Huawei and Korean Samsung for their terrestrial cellular networks, thank you very much. Ericsson and Nokia are European and we have technology required for low orbit direct to mobile cell networks.

Want to piss them off even more? Remind them that they have sold Alcatel Lucent and Bell Labs to Nokia.

Can’t imagine where the bias would come from. Haven’t we been the best allies that Europe could ask for? /s