Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 天前Another smart movefeddit.orgimagemessage-square116fedilinkarrow-up1979
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minus-squareMTK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·9 天前Error handling should only be with “if” Variable names must be generic and similar to each-other Debugging is only done with prints Version numbers must be incoherent, hard to order correctly, contain letters and jump in ways that don’t align with the updates done.
minus-squareRandelung@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 天前Single letters or UTF8 symbols only. Emojis are encouraged.
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 天前Variable names should be var{n} where n = 0, 1, 2…
minus-squareRikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-28 天前Pff, just use the numbers directly: ${1} = "value"; ${2} = "DOGE"; That makes it possible to do stuff like: for (${152} = 1; ${152} <= 2; ${152}++) { ${666} = $${152}; print(${666}); } This is a valid code, btw.
minus-squareZink@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 天前Something something the cruelty is the point.
Error handling should only be with “if”
Variable names must be generic and similar to each-other
Debugging is only done with prints
Version numbers must be incoherent, hard to order correctly, contain letters and jump in ways that don’t align with the updates done.
Single letters or UTF8 symbols only. Emojis are encouraged.
Variable names should be var{n} where n = 0, 1, 2…
Pff, just use the numbers directly:
${1} = "value"; ${2} = "DOGE";That makes it possible to do stuff like:
for (${152} = 1; ${152} <= 2; ${152}++) { ${666} = $${152}; print(${666}); }This is a valid code, btw.
Something something the cruelty is the point.