• Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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    3 hours ago

    do you mind explaining ? my botany is rusty (as is my my lycanthropy)

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      2 hours ago

      On the internet, everything vaguely dog-like has a big, thick penis with an even bigger, thicker bulb at the bottom of it. I’ve heard it’s perfect for prissy subs everywhere as you love-fuck them into a drooling mess only to ‘tie’ them at the end as you howl your alpha-dominant status to the echoing world of your 10ftx10ft, $1500/mo roomapartment.

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        2 hours ago

        Thanks for taking the time to write this up. I still don’t understand though. Does this explain the name “knotweed” ? I looked it up and it seems to be a real plant.

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          Oh, lol, sorry. I thought you meant how the ‘knot’ and ‘weed’ fit into current internet culture. A lot of plants have names that probably don’t make much sense to us. Apparently in its native Japan, there are 689 terms for it! Damn. I noticed that another english name for it is Donkey Rhubarb, which immediately makes me think of other things, and I’m now realizing I spend way too much time on the internet. /facepalm