fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · edit-216 days agoHappy Weekend, boyzmander.xyzimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1593
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minus-squareXOXOX@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84·16 days agoJohnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.
minus-squareclif@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·16 days agoThe one I remember from school was phrased slightly differently (but same concept) : Poor little Jimmy is lying on the floor, for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4
minus-squareRolivers@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·15 days agoTwo chemists enter a bar. One orders a glass of H2O. The other chemist says I’ll have a glass of H2O too. He bleached his throat and died.
Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.
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The one I remember from school was phrased slightly differently (but same concept) :
Two chemists enter a bar. One orders a glass of H2O. The other chemist says I’ll have a glass of H2O too. He bleached his throat and died.