i loved this one lots.

toeshoes. oof.

must be the pretzels.

whip it good

i’m here for you.

yeah, i know that’s not a thing. linking to a page that doesn’t allow reading with an ad blocker is best solved by pasting the text into the post.

you’re not wrong, but aesthetic is a noun, not an adjective.

is he drafting some strongly worded letters? fuck chuck schumer and the private jet he flew in on.

yeah it’s too bad the citizens united ruling runs a foul of democratic representation.

i mean, i guess. but no thanks anyhow.

funny, i don’t feel very welcome.

no ad block? no thanks.