“Men should not wear women’s clothing”

Well at least not without asking, but they should ask before wearing other men’s clothing too

I had to put my name and the page number in the header of assignments and turnitin would always mark my name as plagiarized XD

I know my wife is hungry before she even realizes it because she starts biting* XD

*more like puts her face on my shoulder and says “om-nom-nom”

Her Wikipedia is worth a read, she was pretty awesome

That sucks real bad, man

How long were you married?

Darth Valley

I feel this

(She left for work 15 minutes ago 😭)

Throwing water into a star wouldn’t get you steam, it’d just fuel the star XD

The best part is that “my own research” now includes asking the misinformation machine and taking its response at face value! =D

During my senior capstone project, our group was prepping a slideshow, and we were picking a shape for text boxes so we’d be stylistically consistent

I said “not circles” with more conviction than I intended. It was pretty late, so when they asked me why I said “because they’re dumb and I hate them” instead of the full explanation about PowerPoint being really bad at elliptical text boxes

It started a running joke where whenever our prototype’s design required circles, they’d pretend to talk me down like I was going to start fighting the circles XD

I know very little about anything, but I’d bet Venezuela has oil or some other resource and the US is trying to goad them into doing something they can use to justify invasion

I knew Thatcher was busy, but damn

Circles

Just chuck it in a deep fryer, I’m sure it’ll be fine 👍

https://youtu.be/2vVQYdG0YlU

Immigrant from Afghanistan, unfortunately 😬

MAGAts are gonna have a heyday with that one

2 5 8 5 - × + for you RPN fans =)

2. Ooh! Me! My TV has been a Linux box since 2016, and I’m NEVER going back

Kwispy