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Exactly. The irony is so thick you’d need a buzzsaw to cut it.

Republicans: That there is some of our finest work! Those folk don’t need no damn national holiday, but Dozing Donnie does! 😤

They could say “the connection is probably lost,” but it’s more fun to do naive time-averaging to give you hope that if you wait around for 1,163 hours, it will finally finish.

Took me a bit.

Still more reliable than JR.

Ahem. We do not call them f**t. Instead they’re referred to as horizontally optimized.

Same.

Being that size can be really fucking intimidating to others.

Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.

Tennessee will never not be like Louisiana: perpetually republican. Yes, maybe some time in the far distant future, but by that time the concept of the United States will no longer matter.

What, Texas doing Texas shit? No fuckin way!

Pride of the republicans.

Personally I think mercury is more of a ‘wet earth’ hybrid element.

>:-D

This person backs up offline and probably offsite, with redundant copies, encrypted as necessary.

Two is one, one is none.

Yes the hummus is something. It also was something else, but it is now something. Best avoid it, unless you’re really into recycling…

That inbred, diaper-wearing dementia patient has no fucking business talking about anything.

Hegseth is a fake SecDef.

And here I am rebinging voyager

Republicans