Hey can you tickle yourself with magic hand, please answer this is very important

He also stole from Madonna’s Material Girl.

Once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down? That’s not my department, says Wernher von Braun

Booting Gnome for the first time is such a baffling experience. Then you discover extensions and it feels pretty good.

I don’t like that I’m beholden to extensions that may break after an update to get what I want out of it, but I still use it on my laptop cause it’s the best touchscreen experience I’ve had (after tweaks)

The actual one I mentioned earlier that is about not flexing your charity was him. Or him according to Matthew, anyway.

Rather train yourself for godliness; for while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come.

Timothy 4:8

Not a whole chapter, but still

That must have annoyed the heck out of Jesus, cause there’s an entire chapter in the bible where he tells people to stop doing it.

Nice cock

I mean it, they look cool

Sulfur should be labeled Sulfur tbh 🜍

While they have Mountain Dew in China, I haven’t been able to find images of a Baja Blast variant, it could be the reason.

THEN WHY DO YOU PUT IT ON EVERYTHING

The death of the US Empire is funny until you realize that other countries will need to endure a bunch of US immigrants complaining that roads are too small and the food doesn’t have corn syrup in it.

Sorry, I mean expats, that’s the word when the immigrant is white

In the North American Regime, the state militia will kidnap your family if you say the vice president fucked a couch on the internet. Please Mr. Xi, end their oppression

Not hungry rn, let’s wait until dinner

He plans to pardon Reagan?

I’m not gonna be the guy in a horror movie who just assumes the bad guy is dead because he was knocked in the head, looks away and gets megamurdered.

NERD FIGHT!

Bro just watch Pilates classes on YouTube

tfw even Dubya remembers which countries invaded Iraq and libs on lemmy don’t