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  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldtoScience Memes@mander.xyz👁👄👁
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    10 days ago

    Oh wait I figured it out. If the hosts get smaller the lower you go, that means that eventually the hosts would be so small that there could be only one. And now I’m torn between saying: “and it’s your penis, Tiny Tim.” Or: “and it’s my dick so everybody needs to get off it.”

    Could also speculate that Occam’s Razor would point to the likelihood of the smaller things actually being on the “top” and our perspective being flipped, because it’s unlikely that a single tiny penis, yours or mine either one, could support the mass of existence.

    But then again, you did nail my mother last night- and she’s so fat, when you got her off she came chocolate syrup.

    You guys fell in love, though, you and my mom - but she’s so fat, that when y’all did so, you broke it.

    You gashed your arm on the shards of it and started gushing blood; she cut her leg and got gravy all over the sheets.

    I thought she stole your shoes, because she left the house that I live in the basement of in high heels- but when I picked her up from the vet’s office after that whole ordeal, she was wearing thong sandals.

    By the way- I’m billing you for the cleaning of my bed, the kitchen, the hot tub, Lake Michigan, and also the crane rentals to and from the hospital.

    She said she’d like to see you again tho.





  • To be fair, it is one form of centralization; although, I admit, I was twisting the meaning of the term a bit to fit my sarcastic remark.

    That being said, as primarily a shitposting lurker who only occasionally actually creates content designed for sharing, I don’t mind the extra communities. I’m no stranger to seeing reposts, and I get my kicks from leaving the odd comment that may or may not spawn some sort of rant (usually from myself, not the other parties), but hopefully just tickles someone, and then scrolling to the next. If it’s the same thing, I just keep scrollin’.

    I could see how it would be irritating to post to multiple communities designed around the same idea, but perhaps the solution is more like turning each community into an aggregate of all similar communities. You could opt your community into a master community, and any post made in one would get shared to all of them.







  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldtoScience Memes@mander.xyzNope
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    25 days ago

    First of all, that second url made me chuckle. “Turns up bizarre sea creatures like nothin.” Like, “Check it homie, these fuckin’ scientists are discovering shit like it ain’t nothin’. Shiiiiiiit.”

    Secondly, it makes me think of a baby Old One. Look at it. With it’s lil tentacles and stuff. Gross little creature. Ugh. Praise him.