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“Having my ass enthusiastically eaten by the personification of 2026, but it’s actually a reflection of how I eat a trans girl’s ass” by Chuck Tingle

Ah, yes. The Nazis with the Jewish president. Maybe they turned him into an Aryan in one of their CIA funded biolabs.

Iran has been supplying Russia with drones since the beginning of the war. I’m sure they are elated. The Israeli and American governments are a bunch of twats, but that doesn’t mean the Iranian government aren’t. Sometimes you get a war where every side is a cunt and you just have to sit back and watch them destroy each other. I just hope the Iranian people can seize the opportunity and overthrow the government, and that it goes better than last time.

How exactly does 2026 eat my ass?

or this?

The good ol’ ripstart

…makes fingering something of a challenge.

Thanks, I hate it!

Authoritarian régimes being authoritarian régimes.

I think you could buy pixels of goatse as NFTs for a while.

I’m pretty sure the designer knew what they were doing.

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If you mean an equivalent degree of masculinity to a twik’s femininity, then a tomboy I guess.

We just going to ignore the size of bob geldof’s feet there?

They’d just find a spongy mess where his frontal lobe should be.

It wasn’t a large block. I told them something they didn’t want to hear and they spat it out (already chewed) in protest.

It was the cardboard tubes that they stuffed into the toilet. The 4 year old is very wasteful when wiping and if any of the kids finish a roll they tend to kick the tube under the shelves in front of the toilet. The 1 year old just collected them.

They are absolutely feral, despite my best efforts. However they are also very loving, sweet, creative, smart children and they fill me with a warm fuzzy feeling. Although that might be sleep deprivation and a persistent cold.

I feel like I should manage expectations here.

Chores take the time they take, but with children you have to take frequent breaks in the middle of them to actually parent the children (change nappies, stop them from fighting, etc). If you completely forget about having a life of your own, then you won’t have any hope to be crushed. Also if you don’t split the house work evenly with your partner don’t have more than 2 children.

Don’t kid yourself into thinking they will be any help before they are at least 8. But you still have to start them off with simple things way before that, otherwise they won’t be any help even as teenagers. But, you’ll find that they need constant direct supervision and everything will take easily 3 times as long as if you just did it for them.

Any time they aren’t within line of sight, they are causing unnecessary work elsewhere. For example while I was making dinner, my 4 year old helped herself to a block of parmesan which they chewed up and spat out on my bed and my 1 year old let themselves into the bathroom and started jamming empty toilet paper rolls into the bottom of the toilet with the toilet brush.

For 2 young children you will end up doing at least 3 times as much cleaning at a third of the speed (at least until they are older). And unless you have reliable mentally stable family in the same place as you, you can forget about any sort of social life outside of other parents during play dates.

Still worth it though.

As a parent of multiple small children, chores are pretty much all I fucking do.

Ta en potet!

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