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      “Our code is a buggy mess and no one so far has been able to fix it”

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        “Please god come throw your body in the pile we use to fill up the holes. We are very nearly out of unwitting flesh here.”

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        That’s why they need 55 years of experience. They are trying to hire the original dev.

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    Are passionate about the development lifecycle of other engineers and their pain points.

    If you’ve been coding for 55+ years, you’ve almost gone through a whole engineer life cycle and you most probably know a lot about pain points.

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    Does it count if I have “5” years of experience in Go and 5 in Nodejs?

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    Added quotation marks around the first number to make it a string

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    If they require at least a 71yo, assuming the person started working at 16 and has dedicated their entire life to develop software without ever touching management positions, … At what age does people retire in that country??