After a round of trying press interviews, Kristi Noem prefers to take time to let her hair down, take off her make-up, and really enjoy a meal for once.

Capitalism

The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.

ERMAHGERD WYRMS

Oh! You’re home early!

me eating 800 calories worth of leftovers over the kitchen sink at 1 am

bremdstimks

Are you not entertained?

Relationship goals

happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing

Voulez-vous une baguette?

Would you like a baguette?

(I use Google translate so if it’s bad don’t blame me)

I promise I can stop anytime.

This isn’t what it looks like

Screenshot from groundbreaking new release of kaiju + tentacle porn is a must watch.