I saw my doctor recently and while talking about what a lazy fat-ass I am, he mentioned something about replacing the crap I usually snack on with healthier snacks like seasoned air-fried cauliflower or something like that. So what are your favorite healthy-ish snacks that can be made relatively quickly when I feel like shoving food in my face for no reason other than boredom and force of habit?
Im right here with you, I’ve recently been replacing all the candy snacks I have with various rustic snacks. I’ll have like, 6 cheese curds and salami slices, 3 dates instead of my peanut butter cups, I 've been really into Japanese style peanuts, peacans just on their own.
When it comes to quick and not unhealthy meals, I found out I can make cheese rice in my rice cooker. Follow the usual rice cooker instructions, just add a cup of shredded cheddar, a tbsp of butter, garlic, salt, pepper, and if you want it extra rich replace 1/3 of the water with milk.
If you’re air frying any veg, I highly suggest mixing your seasoning in a little oil and vinegar, then tossing the veg in it. That half assed vinegarette feels really fancy and if helps get an even coating of seasoning. Balsamic brings sweetness, all the others bring sour. You can even make it in bulk, put it in the fridge, and if keeps basically forever.
If you do ramen a lot, toss some frozen veg mix in with it while it’s boiling, then replace half the packet with a splash of soy sauce, and some garlic. It’s less and somehow so much more.
Recently I’ve gotten into “soy meat” it’s dried, crumbled, tofu that’s a really popular meat substitute in Mexico. Pound of beef equivalent for 97¢ at the local Hispanic grocery. Since it’s dried and functionally flavorless, you can mix you up a slurry of spices and the stuff will sponge it all up. Toss it in a pan and it comes out the exact same texture as ground beef, but you can make it taste like everything from plain beef to Italian sausage, maple cured bacon, even smoked pepperoni. I’ve taken to adding it to chilli, sloppy joes, pasta, not only because it halves the cost of meat, but because it can add such an amazing depth of flavor and it seems to naturally correct acidity.
Hope some of this helps. I personally fell for the idea that eating right had to be miserable for so long and now it’s like, why is this not the standard? This is so fucking good!
No one mentioned it, so I’ll throw it out here:
Popcorn.
I’m not particularly concerned about avoiding fat or salt, so I drown it in butter, but you do you.
After one of my kids killed our microwave by putting a package of popcorn in it and turning it on for way too long and forgetting it, I banned microwave popcorn from the house and got an air-popper. The thing is awesome. I never liked the microwave popcorn, but the air-popped popcorn became my snack of choice.
Trader Joe’s has ranch seasoning that is amazing on popcorn!!
I’ve been using nutritional yeast and it is like a cheese dust replacement. Would not recommend eating it by itself though (ie what’s leftover at the bottom of the bowl).
So a double whammy for health. To OP: Do an internet search for volume eating - lots of good suggestions there.
Yes!! I totally forgot about nutritional yeast, it is SO GOOD!!
Isn’t it!!! I might make some yeasty popcorn tonight.
I don’t think nutritional yeast tastes like cheese, it’s a unique flavor, but wow it is incredible on popcorn, particularly with chili powder, and also on grits, with cheese and butter.
Fruit. Nobody has ever gotten fat from eating too much fruit.
Challenge accepted.
Enjoy your new relationship with the toilet!
My porcelain pal and me!
May I introduce you to avocados?
You can even vary it up and add an occasional mango or coconut.
Avocados can sneak up on you in the calories department!
Bags of baby carrots are nice.
Also those cans of fruit with no sugar added. I call those adult fruit cups.
Apple slices with peanut butter
Sometimes I just go to town on an entire container of cherry tomatoes
I take the cherry tomatoes and cut them in half, then add a dressing of balsamic vinegar, powered soup base, chicken flavored, olive oil and basil. The leftover taste even better the day after.
ah, you see I’m weirdly picky about tomatoes where I’ll basically eat them whole or as salsa but nowhere in between.
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Chickpeas, either out of the can or roasted
In shell peanuts
Bananas
Cheese and cold cuts from the deli
Yogurt
Everything in moderation of course
Grapes, apples, nuts
A few suggestions based on whether you need more calories. If you are trying to gain weight:
Triscuit crackers and hummus
Nuts, whichever you like.
Whole fat Greek yogurt with honey or savory with olives and crackers (again, Triscuit if you need calories)
If you need to reduce calories:
Apple & a few slices of good cheddar
An avocado
Boiled egg
Popcorn made at home
NONfat Greek yogurt with fruit and/or a little honey.
A walk. Sometimes you are bored not hungry.
Full fat Greek yogurt is also healthy.
And delicious!
Fruit, I guess that’s my favorite healthy snacks.
In winter, bananas. In summer, watermelon. If I’m craving something sorbet like I snack on frozen berries.
Nuts are also another good one but they’re not low calorie.
Thin slice apples, dust with cinnamon, throw into the microwave. It’s basically healthy pie filling.
Mini portobello mushrooms dipped in hummus is my go-to. Also pistachios, nori, grapes, cherries. Salami works instead of chips, but gotta watch the salt content too
Portobellos are my favorite mushrooms. I never thought of combining them with hummus. I’ll keep in mind
Nori is fantastic, it’s very light and has a strong taste. So you’re not eating much by weight. It’s also healthy, if you’re not eating tons every day.
Dried apricots are my favorite and are rich in fiber and vitamins. Other dried fruits are good too, but personally I like apricots the most.
These used to be one of my favorites, they really shot up in price
Air-fried spinach leaves.
Add some species you like to the leaves, spray them with some olive oil and airfry for 10-15 mins at 200°C.
Makes for a great alternative to normal chips but takes some practice to find the perfect timing to make them crispy but not burned.
This sounds good!






