Gotta commend the dedication to sitting still enough to get this tattoo.

Well now I want a squirrel tattoo. When people ask what it means I’ll just say “I dunno, I got distracted”

I’d have settled for a t-shirt, but hey, cool tattoo I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Too spazzed to add a comma an emdash? That tracks. Irony intact.

It’s a long way to the shop if, you wanna go to the beach?

WHERE

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