Technically, it was a “meat sandwich” thrown at “point-blank range” only to “explode” all over.
*actual language from the trial. Probably the hottest action meal-team 6 ever got.
“I had to smell onions!”
They were into that.
If corporations are people, then sandwiches are speech.
If you throw a soft fluffy pillow or a submarine sandwich the punishment is the same? What about intent? Does that come into play? Oh, I forgot, there is no law anymore, just retribution.
Same punishment as a brick, or acid, or a bunch of razors. Really makes you think.
How about feathers? Straight to jail?
I’m selling loose, dead D and C cell batteries. No reason, I just have lots
Found the Philly resident.
Just a Mainer that studied the Philadelphia School of Sport Win/Loss Celebration/Riot
While it is of course illegal to throw anything at anyone this should be treated as civil disobedience or an act causing negligible societal harm and be dismissed.
Assault with a deli weapon.
They need for this to be a crime, otherwise it sets a precedent of what can be legally done to a federal agent without legally sanctioned retaliation.
I keep wondering when people will start throwing rotten tomatoes at ICE chuds…
You have to yell “food fight!” before you do something like that
that sandwich had a REALLY HARD CRUST dude!
I thought they already failed to indict this protestor?
[update]
A grand jury refused to indict Dunn on a felony assault count, part of a pattern of pushback against the Justice Department’s prosecution of surge-related criminal cases. After the rare rebuke from the grand jury, U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro’s office charged Dunn instead with a misdemeanor.
these incompetents will keep trying to make a case out of this, watch. double, triple jeopardy whatever it takes.
I wonder if this is being driven by trump himself or miller. my money is on miller.
Producer Amy Pascal threw a sandwich at producer Kevin Feige over a disagreement about bringing Spiderman into the MCU
Please go to jury. I want to know if jury nullification will happen.
The trial already started… That’s the point of the article. The first paragraph mentions the jury…
To be fair, this dude singlehandedly carried out a submarine attack.
The DoJ is on the hunt, for bread October.
The Cunt for Bread October.
Hoagie handgrenade.
A real Hogans hero
A ballistic missile is a type of missile that follows a ballistic trajectory and is powered only during a relatively brief initial period—most of the flight is unpowered.
It’s practically an act of war if you think about it.
The US Attorney prosecuting misdemeanors as a priority now? How much more desperate is this adminstation trying to appear?
It’s not about the act itself, but about what it represents: resistance to the new regime. He needs to be made an example of just for that.
This is still the “faking it” phase of “faking it till you make it.” Their heroic victim narrative requires a criminal conviction, whatever the charge. So yes, they’re desperate, like every con artist is desperate to maintain the facade until they secure the prize.
Yes yes, we all know a conviction won’t disprove the obvious fact that they are hysterical infants in media tantrum, but like when she was still a screeching TV head, their Fox News anchor US Attorney is performing for an audience of one.
3:00 beer goggles desperate
Sweaty.
It’s only a misdemeanor because the injuries sustained were only categorized as boo-boos. If they had been ouchies, we would be looking at felony charges.
They tried for felony charges. Multiple times. The grand juries (plural) refused to indict.
Yeah, this literally keeps getting laughed out of court.
Thank god they were wearing vest, they could have died!
You don’t understand, he could smell the mustard! He probably hates mustard!
Don forget about the onions!!
Only monsters don’t like- oh, right
It was French’s mustard, clearly an illegal immigrant sandwich. This Dunn guy was aiding an illegal alien’s assault of an officer.
Worse, it was Dijon Mustard, Communist Kenyan Mustard!
JFC these people are such fucking baby clowns.
Woops, put a whole hell of a lot of cayenne peppers in there!
Now… if that’s an attack with a chemica agent weapon… what is shooting someone in the face with a pepperball round?
Double parking is now a life sentence.
“What is the charge? Throwing a meal? A succulent cold-cut meal?”
Assault with a deli weapon
::: spoiler
I blatantly stole this one from another user that I can’t find or link to, but thanks for the great pun, fellow lemming.
“…and you, sir- are you waiting to receive my limp sandwich?”
“This is democracy manifest!”
I love that this meme will never die.
For those who thought this guy was past this…
A grand jury refused to indict Dunn on a felony assault count, part of a pattern of pushback against the Justice Department’s prosecution of surge-related criminal cases. After the rare rebuke from the grand jury, U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro’s office charged Dunn instead with a misdemeanor.
