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minus-squareBanMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·27 天前The Mac one could be a lot more realistic: “Mac OS Yellowstone is available for your Mac, and will update tonight.” “Mac OS did not update last night because you left some windows open.” “Mac OS will update tonight, but you must enter your fingerprint and password to make it happen.” “Mac OS did not update last night because you didn’t enter your password again at 2AM and we weren’t sure if you really meant it”
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·27 天前You’re right; also realistic would be the Mac user who simply refuses to reboot their Mac at any time ever.
minus-squareoriginaltnavn@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·26 天前Of course! What would be the use for a machine that could only work when I am also in the office?
minus-squaressillyssadass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·27 天前“Mac OS did not update last night because the vibes were off.”
The Mac one could be a lot more realistic:
“Mac OS Yellowstone is available for your Mac, and will update tonight.”
“Mac OS did not update last night because you left some windows open.”
“Mac OS will update tonight, but you must enter your fingerprint and password to make it happen.”
“Mac OS did not update last night because you didn’t enter your password again at 2AM and we weren’t sure if you really meant it”
You’re right; also realistic would be the Mac user who simply refuses to reboot their Mac at any time ever.
Of course! What would be the use for a machine that could only work when I am also in the office?
“Mac OS did not update last night because the vibes were off.”